I would say something like "I pity the fool.." but that's a little too obvious

I don't think I ever had any Mr. T toys growing up, but I think I had a hot wheels A-Team van.

And I gave the 'Pocket Mr. T' to my roommate for Hannukah last year.

But let's not forget one of Mr. T's important contributions the bolstering of adolescent self-esteem (and the post-disco music scene- "reach out!")


Be Somebody, or Be Somebody's Fool:


A collection of "pitiful" Mr. T toys.